Warning! No Morning Coffee

In our house, mornings come with a simple rule: Dad needs coffee before anything. Talia and Jaina learned this the funny way—before that first cup, Dad might be awake… but he’s definitely not operational. So they created “Warning! No Morning Coffee” as a playful sign to the world: proceed with caution until caffeine has been activated.

This tee is for every parent, coworker, and human who needs that first sip before they can function like a friendly member of society. It’s comfy, lightweight, and guaranteed to get laughs from anyone who understands the pre-coffee stare, the slow boot-up, and the “don’t ask me anything yet” energy.

Wear it to work, on school drop-offs, or around the house—and if someone ignores the warning? That’s on them.

Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Follow these care tips and your Twins Journal Designs tees will stay soft, bold, and ready for every family moment—wash after wash:

• Wash & dry inside out. Simple step, big protection for the print.
• Use cold water + gentle detergent. Keep it low and mild—your shirt likes it that way.
• Avoid bleach and harsh stain fighters. They can fade colors and weaken the design.
• Skip heavy-duty cycles and extra spinning. Less stress = longer-lasting fabric.
• Air dry when you can. If you tumble dry, use low heat and don’t pack it in with heavy items like towels or blankets.
• Iron inside out on low heat. Never iron directly on the design—prints and hot plates don’t mix.

Shipping

• Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

Returns & Refunds

Our goal at Twins Journal Designs is that you love your order. Because many of our items are made-to-order, returns are limited—but we stand behind what we sell and want you to feel confident shopping with us.

• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund or free replacement.
• No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.

If something isn’t right, please contact us at thom.snow@twinsjournaldesigns.com and we’ll make it right.

Eligibility for a Refund

To qualify, your request must meet all of the following:

• Item arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect
• Reported within 30 days of purchase
• Item must be unused and in the same condition you received it (when a return is required)
  

How to Request a Refund

Email thom.snow@twinsjournaldesigns.com with:

• Your order number
• A brief description of the issue
• Photos showing the problem (damage/defect/incorrect item)
  

We’ll review your request and respond with next steps as quickly as possible.

Non-Returnable Items (Made-to-Order)

Because our apparel is printed specifically for each order, we typically cannot accept returns or exchanges for:

• Wrong size ordered
• Change of mind
• Normal wear/tear
  

(If you’re unsure about sizing, reach out before ordering—we’re happy to help.)

*This refund policy is subject to change at any time without notice.*